Naps, hotels, and my regular DST bitching

Paula Poundstone once did a bit about the desire to take a nap being a sure indicator of adulthood.  Yeah, I’ll buy that.

I also remember thinking that staying in a hotel was really cool when I was a kid.  Now, not so much.  Is there a smell?  If so, is the smell at least neutral?  How much hot water is there?  Does the water in the shower spray me, or fall on me?  How lumpy is the bed?  Will I be able to successfully delude myself that every single person who ever slept in this bed before now was a stunningly gorgeous nude woman?  ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” had sex ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” ” “?

Finally, I used to really enjoy helping my dad change all of the clocks.  Now, I think it’s a senseless pain in the ass.  We should stay on standard time all the time.  Bitch, bitch, bitch.

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