Mar 282009
I’ll tell you, some days you just don’t have any idea what you’re going to blog about, and then the ShamWow guy beats up a hooker. (Allegedly.)
“You followin’ me, camera guy?”:
She’s cute, but she’s not thousand-dollar cute:
Supposedly she bit ShamWow guy’s tongue and wouldn’t let go, and thus followed the raining of the blows and the calling of the authorities and what-not.
Quoting the above story: “While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants.”
Never underestimate a DA’s affection for his ShamWow.
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“You’re gonna love my nuts.” – Slap-Chop commercial
You can’t make this stuff up.
Indeed not, BamaDan. Indeed not.
You know, I haven’t the slightest experience pricing a prostitute, but ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS? Man, that seems like a lot of money for such.
Maybe she agreed to some twisted Snuggie fetish or the like and the price went up?
Oh my gosh. No wonder the Sham Wows were on sale when I was in Wal-Mart the other day!! Reckon he’s lost his job as the pitch man?
BamaDan: Oh, those things look SO natural. That’s my favorite part of that ad: the strained attempts at normalcy whilst wearing such a ridiculous item.
Terri: Who knows? I mean, the guy always had kind of a sleaze vibe about him anyway.
My daughter came in the office last night with her bathrobe on backwards, and said, “Look Mom, I have a snuggie!” Why so she did. Let’s all wear our bathrobes backwards and go to the ball game!
Seriously… how inept are you that you can’t read a book or answer the phone while wrapped in a blanket? Or maybe just put a sweater on? How ’bout that? What a stupid, stupid product. You got a smart kid to see through that, though!