Adventures in hardware

Here’s one guy who had a tough summer.

Surgeons had to use firefighting equipment to remove 16 washers from his penis.  According to the story:  “The precise set of events that led up to his penis being covered in washers is currently unknown.”

Really?  Well, you know, I do have a liberal arts degree, but I’d say he probably put one washer on his penis.  Then, he put another one on.  After that, he put a third one on.  After that…

“Million to one shot, doc!”  Wait—that’s what you tell the proctologist.  Never mind.

Dude, a little advice:  as long as it’s just you and other consenting adults, I’m all about you feeding the freak, whatever said freak may be.  You’ll find no bigger fan of the freak.

That said, how about looking into fiber or plastic washers next time?

Or, like, a watermelon?

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