These roads lead to WmWms

Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog:

what is damp washcloth
Let us all remember that some of us operate very much further down the mental ladder than others of us.

pregnant icee
Probably should have asked for another cup.

i eat my misstres
Perhaps if you associated your wife with said “good touching” a little more often—and unload the dishwasher once in a while too, you lazy bastard—you wouldn’t need a “misstres.” I know, I know, your wife just doesn’t understand you like she does, and gosh, it’s all so terribly emotionally significant and shit.

37 feels old
Some days.

how old is too old to be a playboy
How old are you?

certificates asshole
Nothing like a nonstandard curriculum.

kid named shithead
Sign up for karate lessons at birth.

immense breasts
All right, but can you stand to talk to her? That has a lot more chance of lasting.

put a light bulb anywhere
Well, I can think of a place or two you probably want to avoid.

1 inch sit up
Hey, I can do a bunch of those.

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