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Feb 042012

Here are some recent search terms (put into Google, Yahoo!, and so forth) that led someone to this blog:

need to pee in airplane
I am proud to say I never have. I plan carefully to avoid needing airplane bathrooms. Checked one out for Nathan once; that’s the closest I’ve ever come.

wife pierced
That’s alarmingly general.

prison girls
Oh yeah man, I know. I get you.

synthetic opioid like over the counter
That’d be another step to, like, a utopia.

what the fuck is my pin number?
7942.

corn flakes look like people
Some of them. Some of us.

stimulate my economies
Your economies are filthy little perverts.

boots for rabbits
Be careful. Fur freaks ‘em out.

are car dealers the most hated profession in the usa
Nope. Attorneys.

fire les miles 2012
The mind of a corn dog is a mysterious thing.

kenny stabler beer
Yeah. It’s a problem.

be nice to obama
No.

this here’s the duck
This here’s the orange sauce.

tabasco sauce kid
That’d be a cool cowboy name.

redneck wife
Don’t have one. I know a few.

what is a damp washcloth
I can’t believe this one recurs, but it does.

i want to fuck ssheep
I can believe this one recurs. And it does.

is there a vulgar word for female genitalia or behavior that starts with a q?
Yes. Quitoris.

Thursday miscellanea #173

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Feb 022012

My Google+ profile is on the ropes. In fact, as soon as I get out of my Android phone, I may see if I can go Google-free. I think I’ve decided that Microsoft is my faceless megacorp of choice.
It’s another #1 class for Alabama (and by the way, the Tide signed 8% of the ESPNU 150). Also, I’ve noticed that even the most breathlessly optimistic detractors have abandoned any fantasy of Coach Saban retiring anywhere but the Capstone. Gird up, folks. This is where Alabama belongs. More hardware to come (in my house, not yours).
RIP, Don Cornelius. I posted a video of him introducing Vanity 6 on my Facebook profile not two weeks ago. I’m not one to overvalue coincidence, so I’ll leave it at that.
Nathan didn’t make it his first time trying out for Scholar’s Bowl. He’s got the knowledge, but he can’t yet lay his brain (and his mouth) on it quickly enough. He seems okay with it, but I told him that if it was important to him, I’d help him, and we’d see next year. (Scholar’s Bowl was kind of my thing.)
I loved Runaway, for Gene Simmons, Cynthia Rhodes (yum!), and the smart bullets, roughly in that order. Now, in early 2012, the smart bullets are almost here.
The CD player in the Technical Writing Express has perished. I’d been uncommonly impressed with the ’08 Versa’s service record, but this early failure yanks it back to average. I think I’ll get an aftermarket head unit with additional capabilities for my birthday.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1 scared the living hell out of the boys. We had a disjointed Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning, with multiple journeys to the master suite and closet lights left on and what-not. We’ll finish the series this weekend (read: on a non-schoolnight).

It’s raining again. We have some neighbors to the northwest who have a pond that periodically dries up, but it’s rather impressive right now. Also, this body of water is back in a big way. There’s a marked (but smooth-top) trooper in a Charger prowling 565 this week. Also, that unmarked Tahoe is still around. [...]

Thursday miscellanea #171

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Jan 192012

Tripped and fell in the lifeboat. Now don’t all of you judgmental jackasses feel foolish? Sheesh. Actually ready to wear my ushanka (which my former colleague B.J. bought me in Russia; thanks man!) this winter, but it hasn’t been anywhere near cold enough yet. I mean, it’s got to be 15º or so for that, [...]

Thursday miscellanea #170

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Jan 122012

“Temperatures falling through the 30s.” All right! Good stuff. I don’t have a lot to say about the BCS championship. What is there to do but smile? Though I knew Alabama had a reasonable shot at winning, the total dominance was a delightful surprise. Also, thanks largely to the SEC-on-SEC title game as the final [...]