CBS confirmed today that Drew Carey, stand-up comic, star of a successful and long-running eponymous sitcom, and host of the American version of Whose Line Is It, Anyway?, has been hired to host The Price Is Right this fall.

Drew Carey is a marvelous choice. He is quick, personable, and brings enough charisma to the Price stage that he might survive as more than a sacrificial, following-Bob guy. I think he’ll do a fine job of balancing decorum and tradition, perhaps ratcheting up the humor just a click or two toward edgy, whilst simultaneously avoiding the thresholds of offense for Price‘s more conservative viewers.

Congratulations, Drew. Best of luck to you.

Don’t fuck up my show.

Thanks to descendingspiral.com for the image.

 

I have a new link in the sidebar. I’m co-hosting the Dark and Stormy Book Club, which is on the pad right now, and control has been transferred to the orbiter’s on-board systems. (For non-space travel geeks: we’ll be starting very soon.)

So what’s the deal? Quoting the site:

At the beginning of each month, a new book will be selected. You will have three to four weeks to read the selection. Afterward, we broadcast the Dark and Stormy Book Club Radio Show on Blog Talk Radio. Listen in Live (on a Saturday morning), or, if the time is inconvenient, Listen in Later from the site. You can even download the podcast and listen while you exercise!For the week or so following the show, come back to this site and read the summary of the book discussion. Join in the discussion via the comment area. Did you love it? Did you hate it?

This is Saintseester‘s baby, and I’m delighted to have sufficiently passed muster to be a co-host. She has decided that Mrs. Chili and I fit into her vision, which is obviously a fabulous explosion of intelligence, wit, prudence, charisma, chutzpah, punctuality, humor, subject-verb agreement, raw sex appeal, good oral hygiene, and not being afraid to cry.

Come on our voyage with us. I’m rather excited about it. I believe it will have a very low suck factor. I believe it is going to rock.

 

In Alabama, for an additional fee (in most cases), if you don’t want a standard license plate, you can choose from more than 100 specialty plates. You can choose a college or university, a professional society, a club, a veteran of a specific war, a charitable cause, and so on. (I believe the sudden proliferation of these plates to be a money grab, directly caused by purposely making the standard plate incredibly ugly, but I digress.)

Despite the many choices available, there are a few more I’d like to see issued as appropriate:

 

Aldo Nova was kind of a goofball. Even at the height of his coolness, which was brief indeed in the United States, he had a whiff of it about him. If you were born before 1975 or so, you’ll have no trouble remembering “Fantasy”:

Excessive pouter and grimacer though he was, the guy was responsible for some pretty cool pop metal. “Monkey on Your Back,” an anti-drug anthem and a current favorite of Nathan’s, was the first single from his follow-up album Subject in 1983:

Here he is in 1991, calling attention to the tragedy of gang violence and futilely attempting to stem the grunge juggernaut with “Blood on the Bricks,” co-written with Jon Bon Jovi (embedding disabled for this video, and it’s the only one out there).

These days, he’s mostly paying for his SpaghettiOs and Dr Pepper with songwriting and producing income.

As much as I enjoy these three songs, that’s probably best.

 

“What a jackass! He’s pompous, arrogant, and hypocritical, and he sucks at day in, day out business.”

So goes one school of thought on Newt Gingrich.

“He’s a genius. His stores of knowledge and insight are near-bottomless, and he’s an outstanding crisis manager.”

So goes the other.

I agree with both.

I believe that Newt is far too damaged to ever win public office again, which is exactly why I think he’s poised to be more valuable to the country at large than he’s ever been before. He is saying some wonderful things right now on the nature of politics and government, and we should listen.

He wrote a great piece on National Review Online today called Can Do, about how broken the government is when it comes to solving problems. Among his points:

  • The transcontinental railroad was completed in six years. Today, it takes twenty-three years to add a runway to the Atlanta airport.
  • Chicago, San Francisco, and Galveston were rapidly rebuilt largely with private money after turn of the century disasters devastated the cities. Today, much of New Orleans looks not altogether different than it did immediately after the flood waters receded despite billions of taxpayer dollars spent.
  • The 1.1. mile Zion-Mt. Carmel Tunnel in Zion National Park was completed in less than three years. The so-called “Big Dig” in Boston took so long that soon after it was completed, it already needed repairs.

These are not failures of Republicans or Democrats, ladies and gentlemen. They are failures of bureaucracy. They are failures of entitlement creep. They are failures of a culture of helplessness. It makes no difference what team is in the White House or the Capitol. We’ve got to shake off this all-too-pervasive notion that only government is capable enough to solve our problems, because frankly, that statement is usually 180 out.

Do you know what I want from the government? I want only that which the government is demonstrably better than the private sector at providing. Do you know what’s on that list, in my view? National defense, rights protection, and nearly nothing else. If the government sucks at something, they ought not do it. If the government has no authority in the Constitution to do something, they ought not do it. Both of these lists are depressingly long.

I remember discussing/debating government’s proper role with my friend Russ in high school. He said “well, what do you want from the government then?” I replied “Interstates and missiles.”

Newt needs a substantial audience for what he’s saying, because it’s critically important. I am ready for him to end the ridiculous speculation that he’s going to run for president, and make an unambiguous statement along the lines of “Hey, I’m not speaking to you as a Republican or a conservative. I’m speaking to you as a concerned American.”

We have regulated and politicked ourselves into near-total paralysis on too many things that ought to be well within the capabilities of the greatest nation the world has ever known. Think before you say “there oughta be a law!” Think really hard before taking seriously someone who wants to win your vote by promising to grow the government. Ask yourself “to what end?”

The answer is generally that there is no end, and oh by the way, this critical government service without which all of us would surely perish, mediocre though it is, is going to cost a little more this year than it did last year.

Thanks to cornellcollege.edu for the image.

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